Henry's New Tie: An Update, written by Ruthie Poodaloo

A few days ago when my mom was at work, one of her patients brought up a new collar and tie that was just perfect for Henry. And at just 68 cents, how could my mother pass it up? Well, Henry was really embarrassed by the fashion show photo shoot and made my mom promise not to post any pictures, but he forgot to make me promise! Here's the evidence:

"I can't believe that my grandmother would be involved in this humiliation..."

"I'd contemplate running away, but without any fingers how am I supposed to get this stupid thing off?"