Monday, January 4, 2010

Demo Doggies

No, the girls were not present for the actual demolition of Ugly Kitchen Wall, or construction of the new wall, but they did come to visit shortly after:

Casey (aka K.C. Masterpiece, ChubChub, or Squirrel)

Izzy and Emma (aka The Perps, Eejits, or Black and Brown)

I love my puppies!!!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Moving the Great Wall...of Sarah's Kitchen

After weighing the pros and cons of moving my kitchen wall (pro: bigger kitchen, con: moving a wall), I decided to go ahead with demolition so the wall could be moved 22 inches into the living room. It really wasn't a horrible process, although who really knows what we inhaled during the destruction!

Ugly kitchen wall that offers no structural support, thus proving my theory that it was a totally random location to put up a divider.

Luke, the official Kitchen Wall Demolition team leader.

Luke really got into the destruction...I think he may have some unresolved anger issues!

Finally, the skeleton of my new wall!

Thanks to Mom and Luke, who helped tear it down. And George and Greg, who put up the framework for my new wall in just a few hours! Now, if I can just figure out the electric, and throw up some drywall, I can start painting!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Smudging on Rocky Road

After visiting my new little trashed-and-then-abandoned house, Aunt Paula determined that there could very well be evil spirits of some sort lurking there, especially in the high corners of the rooms. Once she got home to Colorado, she engaged the services of a reputable shaman, and got a bit of Mountain Sage smudge that is supposed to drive the evil spirits out.

I don't know much about mountain sage, but this looks suspiciously like SOMETHING ELSE to me...

Well, now I know a little bit more about Mountain Sage, aka Desert Mugwort...it's going to get the negative energy out...and there is A LOT of negative energy in this house!

I would like to note that this not only looks like but also also smells suspiciously like SOMETHING ELSE, as well...and it gave me an asthma attack.

Wheezing and sneezing, I bravely soldiered on, and got into every corner of every room in the entire house!

I decided to drive out the negative spirits of the ghetto front door twice, just for good measure!

Overall, I would say the purging of the negative energy from my house went rather well. I didn't die from wheezing, and the house didn't burn down during the procedure. I would like to note, however, that two self-proclaimed experts (my mother and my cousin Amanda) both felt that Mountain Sage and Desert Mugwort could both possibly be more politically correct names for SOMETHING ELSE. Very suspicious! But once the smell of SOMETHING ELSE cleared out of the house, it did seem a bit fresher. Not sure if it was the negative energy being dispelled from my new home, or the gross carpet being removed and icky paint being covered...or just the fact that we were all being affected by SOMETHING ELSE. Regardless, things are shaping up on Rocky Road!

**UPDATE** Upon asking Aunt Paula about the Mountain Sage smelling suspiciously like SOMETHING ELSE, she just laughed. Very suspicious, indeed!

Saturday, October 17, 2009

I'm Ready for Winter!!!

Just thought I would share my WeeMee, who is very excited for fall and winter to arrive!

(To get your own WeeMee, just go to WeeWorld.com)

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Ruthie, aka The Cat with Thumbs

The other day I caught Ruthie drinking out of the kitchen sink, which she apparently is able to turn on herself. She is such a cute cat (maybe I'm biased), so I grabbed my camera on the off chance I might catch something good. And I did get some interesting pictures, that's for sure:

I'm not sure this is classified as 'good' but it does make me laugh...


I never really noticed how freakish Ruthie's paws were until I saw this shot on my computer!


My cat has thumbs!